Thursday, May 11, 2023

Re:tro Re:view - Brzrkr #12!

Keanu Reeves, Matt Kindt, and Ron Garney’s Brzrkr comes to an epic conclusion with Brzrkr #12! It was revealed that B. is the warrior, Unute, has been fighting 80,000 years ago! His eyes glow blue when he gets into a violent, unstoppable state. He was analyzed by Caldwell who it turns out secretly worked for a cult and siphond away Unute’s power! On the scientific team was Diana who is now B.’s ally and tranformed by the “red lightning” energy in issue #8! In the following issue, Unute encounters his cosmic father, but returns to Earth. Last issue, B. is struck with energy from a silver, eagle-like form, but it is drained by a satellite to be transmitted to Caldwell and his soldiers! Unute is now mortal and now faces Caldwell! Spoilers ahead! The white cover by Garney features B. His face dark with energy crackling across it with Diana by her side in uniform, Caldwell silhouetted in black, and Keever with his binocular. The conclusion starts with the two forces of Keever and Caldwell clashing on the battlefield. Keever’s rifle shot goes through Caldwell and blasts apart his soldier’s head! 

Caldwell runs with a berzerker scream, Keever fires another shot with similar results, and Unute picks himself. His torso is bleeding and Diana reminds him that he is human.  He replies that he knows how to fight, thousands of years of combat experience!, and takes away the rifle of one of Caldwell’s men. Diana is captured by two of the soldiers. Unute uses automatic fire killing the soldiers around them! Diana’s narration reflects that she didn’t want the power as her eyes crackle with black energy. All horizontal panels arranged by Garney. Caldwell races towards Unute. The cannon fire from one of Caldwell’s military jeeps destroys one of Keever’s units. He calls for a retreat. Unute opens fire on the savage Caldwell, but he is tackled by the madman. Still, he is able to kick off Caldwell, but is wounded. Diana uses her power to throw off the soldiers. Caldwell growls and Diana is ready for him. The black energy weaves around them both. It streams out of Diana’s eyes as she takes Caldwell’s hands and - rips off his arms! The fight scene goes from the blue of Brzrkr’s energy to purple with Diana’s eyes and then red with the violent scene, kudos to colorist Bill Crabtree! 



The armless, fallen Caldwell growls incoherently, still alive, Keever rolls up in his jeep. Then, Unute takes away the silver eagle. Keever calls for an airstrike from a stealth bomber. Its payload levels the battlefield! Diana becomes sick and she explains that the reaction is like when she was pregnant! Afterwards, a soldier collects the head of Caldwell. Diana explians that the HQ needed Unute to try to contact the “intelligence” that sent him. In a darkned control room, contact was made by scientist as Unute’s father sends the message, “hELLO”, but then we see soldiers in decontamination suits burn the scientists with flamethrowers! Diana’s narration continues that the “Franken-B” made out of Unute’s lost body parts was lost, we see a Frankenstein’s Creature-like leave the destroyed lab and run into the woods! A horror element to the action, superheroic battles, and surreal encounters! We move to the HQ safehouse, in a wooden fort-lie structure in snowy Virginia. A scientist has tested Unute and his readings are normal. In a dining room, a female doctor is checking Diana while Keever watches. 


The HQ sphere asks the due date and she replies possibly a week. Later, Keever meets with the sphere watching the security screens and given the order to kill Unute and “preserve” Diana! Keever walks into a room with Unute seated and bandaged. He tells Diana via their earpieces that Keever is there to kill him. Unute walks to the window as Keever holds a gun to his head. The lights go out and Unute ducks the gunshot. Black energy takes out the soldier guard as Diana enters! We see a full vertical panel as she explains that she can shut off Keever’s heart just like the lights. She leaves with Unute. As they reach the porch, the HQ sphere says that her children belong to them. She blasts it with her power and says she can find help as they walk into the moonlight. Sunset at a church in Tuscany, Italy. A soldier knocks at the door and met by a mysterious man in googles. At the American South-West, Seline introduces Unute to Songaa who are there to help him on his journey. She will act as the midwife to Diana. We see in a photograph, Unute with a Native American hunter. Seline says the “Ancients” found Caldwell’s head, but lost track of him in Malta. Gruesome!


Diana reveals that she is carrying twins. Shades of Padme Amidala, but very mythical. Seline checks on Diana and points out Unute to his room. Songaa and Seline help deliver the babies, who do not cry!, and Diana breastfeeds her children. Next, we find grassy fields from winter to spring, Unute and Diana watch her kids play while sitting on a porch. At a night campfire, Unute tells Diana that the twins, unnamed, don’t berserker. They later hold hands watching the twins play wiht the dog. At night, they are asleep when the twins at the foot of the bed. They take their parents outside to see two drones in the sky. Diana blasts them. Some Firestarter vibes. Unute goes to his trunk to load up on weapons. Three attack helicopters head towards the family. Unute tells his kids to get inside the house. Soldiers repel down and Diana destroys one of the helicopters. Unute returns as a soldier throwing a grendade and fires with an M-16. He is able to fight the soldiers, but a bullet pierces his wrist, very mortal. He takes out the pin of a grenade and then shoves a soldier into a helicopter. It explodes sending him backwards, a bloody mess! 



Diana unleashes her power throwing a head off a soldier!, but she is struck by a rifle butt! Keever gives the order for the soldiers to “Secure the kids.” Their eyes flare blue. Their parents remark, “No” seeing the berserker in their children. The twins start to rip apart the soldiers, the boy bites into Keever’s throat until Unute shouts for them to stop. They look up, the girl’s eyes turn red, and they restrain themselves. Keever walks away and sees Unute in a pool of his blood. Diana sends Keever off, he again says “See you on the other side” to her. Technically, Diana left him alive even though he eventually killed her husband. She kneels at her husband’s side and asks her kids if they can help, but they say no. Unute tries to tell Diana about his purpose, that it is his time, and then thanks her. We see the stars, the fires of the battle, as the family is at Unute’s dead body in blood. Incredible image! Then, we have the image in black, Diana closes her husband’s eyes. The next morning we see the grave marker, the silver bird, as they pay their respects along with Seline and Songaa. We are told it is “days later”, Diana is wakened again by the twins. They say it is time to begin their lives, the cycle continues. 


They say, “It’s so wonderful” and show their mother that they have each red and blue energy of both parents. Sunrises at a HQ base as Keever sees a sphere which says, “It’s a new day.” We go back to the Tuscany church at sunset, it is reddish and see what looks almost like a pantomime theater with curtains. The congregants eat the flesh of the head and torso of the half-formed Caldwell. At a house in the blue of the night, the corpse-like Franken-B stares at a house with blue eyes the color of berserker energy. Diana’s thoughts are that HQ thinks Unute was a seed. We see the twins at red lit The Bar, they meet a couple, and walk different directions. Next, Diana is the edge of a sea cliff lit by the setting sun and brilliant colors. She asks for Unute. A sun rises as we see the egg-like pod with Unute emerging from it resurrected. Diana asks if he can come back. It is a red sky with strange alien shapes. It has the feel of alien Edgar Rice Burroughs worlds like Barsoom! Unute looks up at an alien sky of triple suns and says that he will find a way back to her! Still, he says it will take some time. We see a collection of huts like his early days and then Unute’s eyes open red and blue as Diana tells him to hurry. This is a stunning end to the Brzrkr series which combines comic books, bit of the ultra-violence, a splash of history, a mythical journey, and a touch of sci fi, impressive! 

Five Protocols out of Five! 


#Brzrkr, #KeanuReeves, #MattKindt, #RonGarney, #Unute, #Diana, #Seline, #Keever, #Caldwell




 


Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - Ewoks Review!

The last Return of the Jedi one-shots, Ewoks, brings us back to the “Teddy Bears’ Picnic” and stories going back to Legends materialOn the Forest Moon (Chiutatal) of Endor (Tana), Chief Chirpa is part of a campfire tales to the young Woklings. The cover is by Ryan Brown of a closeup of an Ewok, Chief Chirpa?, with pale fur and a brown hood. There are three stories that are all written by Alyssa Wong, the writer of the Star Wars: Doctor Aphra title. It begins with the Ewok village (vootok) at night, the fires lighting the platforms is impressive work by colorist, Java Tartaglia. 

The camp fire scenes has art by Lee Garbett. The Woklings (Theesa) cross a bridge, but the pale-furred Ewok falls, he is helped up by a brown fur friend. The massive village fire burns with the Ewoks huddled around it. We see Chief Chripa call (Oh hheneheh) the Woklings. The first segment, “The Woklings’ Tale”, has the artwork of Paulina Ganucheau. The artist worked on the Wonder Woman back-up stories that collected in Wonder Woman: The Adventures of Young Diana Special #1 (2021). It is delightfully cartoony art just like the Ewoks (1985-1986) cartoon by Nelvana. 


An Ewok with a blue hood and a tuft of yellow hair gathers fruits (sleesh) in a basket. Again, I think Ewoks are vegetarian and not carnivores. Her parents (shodeesh) are disapproving and the Ewok nervously takes the rope (shtek) from the tree hut. The Ewok explains in thought dialogue, the comic has gestures more than dialogue, that she will feed her Endorian pony. There is some of the Ewok language, Ewokese, in The Galactic Phase Book & Travel Guide (2001) by Ben Burtt and we picked up on Ewok words in the tv movies, but no Ewok words are translated. The father (Deej) fears the Ewok will face the clubs of the Duloks! 


They were the Grinch-like version of the people who also inhabited the Moon of Endor. They were the menace of the Ewoks in the cartoon. The Duloks first appeared in The Adventures of Teebo (1984) by Joe Johnston. Chief Chirpa relates the story as the Ewok walks with the pony. They reach a cave (kreeth) that Blue Hood enters with the pony.  A female Dulok happily gives both of them garlands and given fruits to share for a picnic. They discuss in image dialogue about disapproving Dulok parents. At the campfire, Kneesa and Wicket, the heroes of the Ewoks cartoon, are quick to stop Paploo from telling the Woklings. This is a fun story of forbidden friendship. Paploo can’t believe the happy story and decides to tell the Woklings a scary story. 


Next is “Paploo’s Tales” with artist, Kyle Hotz. His art is also found in Spider-Man: The Lost Hunt #3 (2023). We get darkness and a swampy floor of the Endor forest (Eeekeekeek). There is a fly crawling on the black cornea of an Ewok corpse. He has a broken spear (kaletuhkuh). Rachel Rosenberg is the colorist for a story that is almost an Ewoks: Black, White, & Red! Paploo checks on the Ewok, hears something, and then in a stunning splash page we get the giant Gorax! The Gorax first appeared in The Ewok Adventure (1984). I would have liked to have seen the warrior (shetai), Chukha-Trok, played by Kevin Thompson. Even more is (you know this is gonna be noted) Teek (Niki Botelho) from Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985).


The Gorax chases after Paploo though the forest, its vicious claw reaching for him! This is for the Ewoks a terrifying tale and Chief Chirpa disapproves of scaring the Woklings, but this honors the lost, brave Ewok! Lastly, there is “Peekpa’s Tale”, illustrated by Caspar Wijingaard. He worked on the first volume of Doctor Aphra with writer Simon Spurrier. She was identified in the novel, Star Wars: Last Shot (2018). She stayed by Chewbacca after the Battle of Endor. She is tying a rope around a tree and this takes out the scout trooper on the speeder bike. She starts collecting parts from the speeder bike. The scout recovers and reaches for Peekpa without his helmet, but is struck by heavy branch by her. 


Peekpa sees her project, the head part of the scout walker with her tent next to it on a cliff. She starts working on the cables and other workings of the walker head. Other Ewoks are able to help Peekpa. She works through the day and into the night looking out to the stars. The end sequence of a Wokling going to sleep and then going through the adventures before sleeping, to dream? The trick to all of the tales is that they are campfire stories so they may come from Legends material, but could still be fictional in the Star Wars Universe. Star Wars: Return of the Jedi - Ewoks #1 has a collection of fun and spooky stories, almost bringing Legends material into canon, but I can’t wait for more stories on the Moon of Endor - with Teek! Ee Chee wa Maa! 


Four Ewok Hoods out of Five! 


#StarWarsReturnOfTheJedi, #Ewoks, #AlyssaWong, #LeeGarbett, #PaulinaGanucheau, #KyleHotz, #CasparWijingaard

Monday, May 8, 2023

Star Wars: Visions, “Screecher’s Reach”, Review!

"Screecher's Reach" is an episode of Star Wars: Visions in part beautiful and also part darkness! Season two of Star Wars: Visions has animation studios across the world including Cartoon Saloon from Ireland. The studio produced features like The Irish Folklore Trilogy that began with The Secret of Kells (2009). The second episode of Star Wars: Visions is directed by Paul Young, the co-founder of Cartoon Saloon. The beginning has a starfield, but then we see endless rows of Younglings as a droid rolls in. We pan up to see the Younglings pushing carts in a refinery and then shoveling ore. They are all monitored by droids. It continues upwards as we see workers in suits turning dials sending out steam. One worker leaves after sending out steam from the dial and crosses a massive hall. The scale and simple design is impressive. She removes her helmet, face smeared by work, wearing a locket. This is Daal (Eva Whittaker) and she joined by two others; a larger Baython (Alex Connolly) and a smaller Quinn with goggles (Noah Rafferty). Whittaker voiced Mebh, the wild girl who can transform into a wolf, in Wolfwalkers (2020). 


Daal says she is going to Screecher’s Reach, she holds her locket, and Quinn adds that it is haunted. Quinn notes that they can steal speeders. An even smaller girl Keena (Molly McCann) asks what is happening and Baython asks if she wants to see a ghost. McCann played Odette in the UK crime series, The Holiday. Outside, we see the dark of the sky, industrial stacks belching smoke. It reminds me of the design of the Genndy Tartakovsky Clone Wars (2003-2005) series, but more of the illuminated manuscript style of Cartoon Saloon. They speed away, a beautiful sky of moons, Keena rides with Daal. At night, they break for camp, Baython tells story of the ghost of Screecher’s Reach. This worries Keena. Daal is holding her locket saying the ghost can only be seen in the mind! Keena and Quinn go off playing. Daal wonders about leaving the workhouse. The mood is lightened by Quinn who is banging his head against a tree! The conversation just has the drama of orphans like Anakin. They start walking towards the mountain. The quartet are at the edge of a cave, a gap that twists like a candle flame with black, spindly cracks! They are quiet looking into Screecher’s Reach. 



Daal holds up her locket and gives a saying about following a path, strength, and courage. Then, she walks into the cave.  Some eerie music is heard. The others follow, Baython activates a lamp, and Daal walks on. There is moaning, Baython sees behind Daal something shift, black claws and the ghost screams (Niamh Myles)! This is not for young ones! They fall back onto the cave floor, the cave is about to collapse, and the screaming continues. Baython starts to leave with Quinn. Keena tries to go with Daal, but she sends her to go with the others. The cave collapses and Daal repeats the saying with the locket. A ghostly hand reaches for Daal as she repeats the saying. Then, a red lightsaber ignites held by the ghost! It swings the lightsaber cutting Daal’s shoulder! This is a Shiim lightsaber move that causes a wound, but doesn’t sever anything. The ghost’s form shifts, shrieking, and then a crack of light forms above it. This is a test like Luke at the cave, “The cave… remember your failure at the cave!”, except with the red lightsaber, it is a Sith test! There is a character voiced by Angelica Houston who played The Supreme Leader in the Disney attraction, Captain EO (1986). “Screecher’s Reach” is impressive as the beginning of a Sith apprentice and I hope there will be more episodes of Daal’s journey! 


Five Red Lightsabers out of Five! 


#StarWarsVisions, #ScreechersReach, #PaulYoung, #EvaWhittaker, #AlexConnolly, #NoahRafferty, #MollyMcCann, #NiamhMoyles, #AngelicaHouston

Saturday, May 6, 2023

Free Comic Book Day 2023!

Today, May 6th, was Free Comic Book Day! This is always the next day after the opening of a Marvel movie, in this case, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. The event is to get customers into comic book stores. Trade paperbacks are sold online and through book stores, but single issues are sold exclusively at comic retailers. The Free Comic Book Day website gives notification of the titles and information about the day: https://www.freecomicbookday.com. The comic books are put out on tables and eager fans select from the number of free comics. They are Gold and Silver level of comics from various publishers. I heard that the video game titles were prized. 

                                                                                                                    Table of FCBD comics!


I picked up a few titles; first is Animal Castle Volume 2, this is a comic book from Ablaze. They have a number of adult titles like Guillem March’s Laura, manga, and adaptations like Lovecraft: Unknown Kadath. Animal Castle is by writer, Xavier Dorison, and artist, Felix Delep, both working in French comics. It is a twist on George Orwell’s Animal Farm with an abadoned farm turned under the rule of a bull, President Silvio. This is not for children with a brutalized hen tied to a stake and a rooster declaring her a criminal for keeping her egg. The animal expressions are something out of Disney, like Robin Hood (1973). An intelligent rat, Azelar may get the white cat, Miss B, to have the farm animals resist the rule enforced by the dogs. 


The second title I sampled is Mech Cadets, there is a small circle that notes that it will soon be Netflix animated series. The free comic book is from kaBoom!, the young readers division of Boom Entertainment. It is of course based on the 2017 Boom Studios limited series. The issue is by Greg Pak and Takeshi Miyazawa. The comic begins at the Sky Corps Academy where a an officer gives a ceremony speech. He tells the cadets about the alien invasion sixty years ago which was stopped by Skip Tanaka and his robo mech partner. Watching the ceremony is Stanford who is called back by his mother to continue cleaning! He is overheard by Cadet Park! The robo mechs land and choose partners. Stanford accidentally finds a robo mech bringing him a lost metal piece and is chosen! A great start for a very mecha style series! There is an interview and designs of the animated show. 

                                                                                  Animal Castle Volume 2, Mech Cadets, Ranger Academy comics!


The other title is another Boom! Studios comic book, Ranger Academy, it has a painted cover by Miguel Mercado. The story is by Maria Ingrande Mora featuring art by Jo Mi-Gyeong. This is of course the 30th Anniversary of the Power Rangers and this is an original story with new characters. The free comics usually are short stories or reprints, this comic is a complete story. It begins with the Knights of Stardust protecting a queen from enemies to end of a cliff! Mi-Gyeong’s art has the fun and energy of manga. This is just the dreams of the shepherd, Sage, who is interrupted by a storm. She gathers her goat-like herd on the moon of Vaela. Sage finds a crashed ship and climbs down to find that the crash and the storm has endangered two cadets, Tula and Mathis. She shows bravery and cleverness enough for the Ranger Academy, but Sage’s father objects to her leaving for the academy! This is a great intro to the series and we should get to the Ranger Academy and the other cadets. There is some great comics on Free Comic Book Day, the store I checked out had free Mandalorian season 3 and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 posters, plus some Guardian stickers from the movie, Ant-Man and Wasp: Quantumania hat and keychain. I hope everyone had picked up some great free comics, deals, and extras! 


#FreeComicBookDay, #AnimalCastleVolume2, #XavierDorison, #FelixDelep, #MechCadets, #GregPak, #TakeshiMiyazawa, #RangerAcademy, #MariaIngrandeMora, #JoMiGyeong 

Friday, May 5, 2023

Dungeons & Dragons - The Feast of the Moon Review!

“The Feast of the Moon” graphic novel brings the further wild adventures of Edgin's party! The IDW comic book is the prequel to the current Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves fantasy movie. It features a cover by interior artist, Eduardo Ferigato. It has the quartet of heroes; Edgin, Holga, Simon, and Forge above a silhousette of villagers chasing them! Above them is the hovering undead dragon, a Dracolich! Jeremy Lambert who also wrote the 2017 Goosebumps comic book for IDW. Self/Made, the Image Comics mini-series, featured the art of Ferigato. It begins in media res with a night moon, Edgin looking upwards, and then he is thrown backwards by an explosion. His narration says “We’re good at our jobs” and also that they had only three failures. It includes this incident! They are caught by an elf sorcerer who also has a flying imp. Edgin’s daughter, Kira, was seen by him even though she was invisible! 



He sends her to retreat. Simon tries to cast a spell, but is about to be attacked by the imp. It is taken care of by Holga’s axe, but it is taken away by the sorcerer who threatens to put them all on wanted posters as he escapes! Fergiato’s artwork is cartoony and captures some of the actors’ likenesses. Edgin’s plan has failed even though Kira had tried to warn him. They head to town and find in a two page splash, the villagers leaving, somber, and carrying half-moon banners and torches of blue flame. They enter the Friendly Bat tavern and find a mother, Mae, and daughter, Muren, trying to assemble a scarecrow of a man. It turns out that they are building an effigy to Grunnald, the father, who tried to stop bandits in the caverns. The effigy’s head falling off is funny. Holga pours a mug of ale on it as tribute. Edgin has Simon use the fireplace flames to wrap around themselves as the group to save the day! I like this scene!


Mae offers to give them the silver that the bandits take for protection money, a stay at her inn, and all that they can drink. On their way to take on the bandits, Edgin is met by someone who knows him, but he doesn’t recognize her. One of his past Harper colleagues, an Elf knight, named Kip. They divide into two groups; Forge and Kira who joins him with Holga, and Edgin, Simon, with Kip who joins the party. They raise the money the town has owed the bandits and Edgin has found a blacksmith who gave them an axe which he gives to Olga. They see leaving the town, the bandits whom Kip knows are the Bandits of the Pale Claw. Kip goes off to chase after the bandits, she really isn’t interested in joining Edgin’s new group, and they end up facing a demonic Tiefling barbarian, a Dragonborn sorcerer, and two skeletons! The sorcerer casts Hold Person, Mass, paralyzing them, and sacks are thrown over their heads! They find themselves in a mine cart taken to the Dracolich! They have to somehow defeat the Bandit King who looks familiar and somehow escape the Dracolich!  



The back-up story, “Xenk and the Helmet of Disjunction”, is by Ellen Boener and Guillermo Sanna. The artist also worked on the Ablaze horror comic, Lovecraft Unknown Kadath. This story ties directly into the movie so possible spoilers! It is the end of a battle between two armies with a Black Dragon flying overhead. Sanna’s art is stunning with blocky figures similar to Mike Mignola’s art. The dark colors by Mattia Iacono are stark reds and later blacks against the artwork. Xenk Yendar introduces himself as he is given a magical helmet. He is a Paladin from Thay, a land ruled by the undead lich, Szass Tam. Sanna captures the look of actor, Regé-Jean Page. He rides to try to find a safe place for it, but he is turned away from a ruler on a tower, fights a Dracolich, and a Illithid, Mind Flayer, in the Underdark! Then, he hears a cry for help from a Deep Gnome trapped under a boulder. Xenk lifts it off, but it is a ruse as her Deep Gnome brother snatches the helmet! The clever gnomes say they need the helmet to save their family from the Illithids! The two stories make for some back stories of the movie characters! The Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves - The Feast of the Moon graphic novel has some fun adventures with familiar characters!   


Four Axes out of Five! 


#DungeonsAndDragons, #HonorAmongThieves, #TheFeastOfTheMoon, #JeremyLambert, #EduardoFerigato, XenkAndTheHelmetOfDisjunction, #EllenBoener, #GuillermoSanna 

 

Thursday, May 4, 2023

May the Fourth Be With You! - Star Wars Trading Post!

Today is Star Wars Day dubbed May the Fourth Be With You! This is a special Star Wars Day with Carrie Fisher finally recieving her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  Her daughter, Billie Lourd in a Princess Leia dress, Mark Hamill, and familiar droids were there. Hamill mentioned that Fisher should get her star during his ceremony in 2018. Streaming on Disney+ is The Simpsons short, Rogue: Not Quite One, Young Jedi Adventures, and season two of Star Wars: Visions. It is always fun to make a visit to the Star Wars: Trading Post at Downtown Disney. Today, there was a Young Jedi Adventures photo op, it should be there for some time. By the way, next to it, is the photo op of the Disney100 Mickey Mouse statue like the D23 exclusive! There is a pre-release of the Dok Ondar Black Series figure from Galaxy’s Edge, $44.99, it is available on June 28th. For the Star Wars: The High Republic novel series, the latest is Path of Vengeance by Cavan Scott. At the Trading Post, I picked up the May the Fourth Be With You pin, $17.99, this one featured Greedo peeking over it, and sparkly letters on the logo. I saw the May the 4th Be With You 2023 blue-green shirt with cartoon aliens and the droids and a baseball cap, $29.99. 

Young Jedi Adventures photo op next to Star Wars Trading Post, author’s photo. 


I also saw the Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary pin with Boba Fett rocketing away from Jabba’s skiff, $17.99; available at shop Disney. I did not see the yellow Jabba the Hutt Return of the Jedi 40th Anniversary t-shirt, $34.99, check at Trading Post, the parks, or World of Disney. I also didn’t see Grogu Gummies, the frogs he munches on in gummi form with marshmellow bottoms, $6.99. They should not be rare and found at the parks or World of Disney. Nubs is the bluish teddy bear-like Pooba Youngling in Young Jedi Adventures. There was a number of Nubs 9 3/4” plushies, $22.99, Nubs and Young Jedi shirts for kids $22.99, and Young Jedi Adventures Tumbler, $14.99, all at shop Disney. I noticed at shop Disney the exclusive Galactic Starcruiser Merch isn’t so exclusive anymore. I saw a Retro Collection box of classic figures; C-3PO, R2-D2, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Death Squad Commander (?), Jawa, and Tusken Raider. $89.99! New for me was seeing lil’ stuffies of Vi Moradi who was wandering around Galaxy’s Edge. Is there a Vi Moradi action figure? C’mon, Hasbro! Dok Ondar is good, but he is not walking around Black Spire Outpost! The Trading Post was busy today, I asked a cast member, and she said there were more guests especially for May The Fourth Be With You! I hope everyone had a great Star Wars Day! 


#MayTheFourthBeWithYou, #StarWarsDay, #DisneyPlus, #RogueNotQuiteOne, #YoungJediAdventures, #StarWarsVisions, #StarWarsTradingPost, #Disney100MickeyMouse, #DokOndar, #GalaxysEdge, #StarWarsHighRepublic, #PathOfVengeance, #CavanScott, #ReturnOfTheJedi, #GroguGummies, #Nubs, #GalacticStarcruiser, #ViMoradi  


Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Re:tro Re:view - Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: Once & Always!

The 30th anniversary of Power Rangers has brought us Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers: Once & Always! The 90’s show was based on Kyōryū Sentai Zyuranger (1992-1993) from the Toei Company. It was from the Super Sentai (basically super group) series and the first to use mecha. The show had the team of humans evolved from dinosaurs awakening from suspended animation by Barza to take on the witch Bandora. They use Dino Bucklers to transform to fight Golem Soldiers. They use the Guardian Beasts to finally form Daizyuzin to fight Kaiju-type Dora Monsters. At Angel Grove, California, the inter-dimensional Zordon recruits five teenagers to battle the sorceress Rita Repulsa based on the moon. The Green Ranger was sent by Rita Repulsa and the Rangers are able to break Rita’s spell over him. He becomes the leader of the team. Eventually, three new teenagers replace team members in Season 2, produced a 1995 movie, finally ending with Power Rangers Dino Fury in 2022. Once & Always brings it back to the original Rangers. It is currently streaming on Netflix.

The movie is directed by Charlie Haskell who directed many of the series including Dino Fury. The story and screenplay are by Becca Barnes and Alwyn Dale both of whom worked on Dino Fury. We get some text explaining Rita’s escape from her Space Dumpster prison in 1993. There is some dramatic music by Ron Wasserman who composed the original series. It picks up with Billy (David Yost) fallen on a grassy field. He is the Blue Ranger and the resident genius of the team. This is an older Billy Cranston twenty-nine years after he first became a Ranger. He picks himself up to face a number of Putties, Rita’s clay henchmen, with burbling voices. Then, we see behind them, Robo Rita featuring Barbara Goodson’s voice. She is robot version of the witch with a Kabuki-like cyborg mask. Billy takes out his Morpher, “It’s Morphin’ Time!” He transforms into Blue Ranger and we get a spinning shot around them on a sea cliff. The music goes into rock guitar riffs. Blue Ranger takes on all of the Putties and Rita with her Magic Wand, a large staff. She uses it to blast Billy. Then, the other five Power Rangers transport in. Robo-Rita calls it a reunion! 



Billy is helped up by Zack Taylor (Walter Emanuel Jones), Black Ranger and Pink Ranger. It's great to have the original actors back! We have all of the Rangers running into a battle with fireballs of explosions behind them, why are there explosions? who cares, it looks great, classic Power Rangers. Then, we get the titles flashing in. The theme song, “Go Go Power Rangers”, kicks in as we get to the fighting. We see all of the original Rangers. Original Pink Ranger, Kimberly Hart (Amy Jo Johnson), and Green Ranger, Jason Scott (Jason David Frank), are heard and that’s good enough for me. It was always a premise of the show to hear the Rangers with their helmets on and think it may be a stunt person, but that’s part of the show. Blue Ranger spins and smashes Robo-Rita’s face with his elbow! She takes her Magic Wand to send a blast that sends Billy spinning towards the edge of the cliff! Robo-Rita notes her new robot body and uses it to power her Magic Wand for a crimson kill spell! We go in slo mo as the spell, wrapped in darkness, and crackling with energy, nice effect heads towars Billy. Yellow Ranger, Trini Kwan (Thuy Trang), sees the deadly spell and races to stop it! 


The spell strikes her and she spins off of the cliff until vaporized! A very sobering part of the movie, the actress had died in a car accident in 2001 after she had filmed The Crow: City of Angels (1996). All of the threats the Power Rangers faced were not dangerous, but this is an upgraded Rita and the basic set up for the movie, so the spell works for me. There is only remnants of a black cloud as Billy and Zack take off their helmets. Robo-Rita transports herself and the Putties to the Dark Dimension. They are joined by the other Rangers and Kimberly falls to her knees. At the Kwan house, Zack and Billy discuss what to say about Trini, as the others are looking in the Dark Dimension for Robo-Rita. Actually a good acting scene for Jones and Yost. Billy brings up the missing Zordon. He may have been destroyed to save the universe by Andros (Christopher Khayman Lee), the Red Space Ranger, in the Power Rangers in Space two-part episode, “Countdown to Destruction (1998). Billy worries that Minh, Trini’s daughter, will be an orphan. Their discussion about Rita killing Trini shocks Minh (Charlie Kersh) overhearing them and runs out the door. She played Sophia in 2017 episodes of the comedy series, Clique Wars.


MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS: ONCE & ALWAYS - - DAVID YOST, WALTER EMANUEL JONES, CHARLIE KERSH - - Photo: Geoffrey H. Short/Netflix. 


We see that it is “One Year Later”, Minh is heard practicing marital arts and we also see that the house’s mailbox has added “Kwan & Taylor.” Zack, now Minh’s ward, is looking at the Yellow Power Morpher. I love the photos of Trini and Minh on the shelves! Minh returns and Uncle Zack notes that they are leaving for the cemetary. They are walking to the grave site when Minh mentions that Zack gave up being a congressman to be her guardian! This back story, how Zack was elected before Trini’s death, and what he accomplished, needs to be filled in by expanded material or a sequel! They hear the Rangers call out their Dinozords in the distance. Minh and Zack rush up to their blue Volkswagon to see Robo Rita face the Rangers on the anniversary of Trini’s death! At her side is the minions she “reforged”; Snizzard (Daniel Watterson) and Minotaur (Ryan Cooper)! Snizzard first appeared in season one’s “Foul Play in the Sky” (1993) and Minotaur is also from season one, introduced in “Teamwork” (1993). They are given robotic upgrades. Zack has Minh stay behind as he transforms in mid-leap, kinda cool! 

Robo Rita has a new machine, Snizzard paralyzes Red Ranger, Jason Lee Scott (Austin St. James), and sends snakes to bind him! He is drawn back and shrunk into action figure size! Robo Rita adds him to her “collection.” This is a fun concept since the Power Rangers action figures are such a big part of the franchise. Green Rangers takes on Robo Rita, Snizzard paralyzes him, and then Pink Ranger! Blue and Black Ranger are struggling with Minotaur. Robo Rita adds them to her machine which she explains is draining their energy! She sends an explosive blast that sends Billy and Zack flying back. Outmatched, Billy says they should power down, and scramble with Minh into the car. Faced with Snizzard and Minotaur, Billy activates his new RadBug2 (Remote Activated Drivingzord for Basic Ultra Gomorphology) to fly away. Robo Rita leaves and we see the gravestone of Trini Kwan. At the house, Zack and Billy discuss the threat of Rita’s new machine, Minh wants revenge. Minh says she is ready to be like her mother, Billy says she is not a Ranger, and Minh blames him for Trini’s death! Very painful lashing out at Billy talk about teenager with attitude. 


MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS: ONCE & ALWAYS - - STEVE CARDENAS, DAVID YOST, CATHERINE SUTHERLAND  - - Photo: Geoffrey H. Short/Netflix. 


Minh leaves, Billy is silent, and then says to Zack that they should head to Cranston Tech. At Rita’s hideout, Bandora’s Palace, she rants that draining the Rangers’ power is too slow. Robo Rita wants more Rangers, Minotaur and Snizzard say they can deal with them if they morph, and Rita has a plan. Cranston Technologies, by the beach, is the new location of the Command Center in the lower levels. Inside, robot assistant, Alpha 9 (Richard Steven Horvitz) is unable to scan fro the missing Rangers. Billy blames himself for Trini’s death.  Then, he looks at the cracked energy tube that formerly held Zordon. We flash back to Alpha-8 detecting a “presence” and Billy thinking it might be Zordon. He asks Zordon to bring in the “particles” to the energy tube. It crackles with blue energy and then shifts to purple mist! Through the crack, the energy strikes Alpha-8, he strikes Billy to get him away! Then, transforms into Robo Rita!, who repeats the same words as her escape from the Space Dumpster. Zordon had sacrificed himself, purged Rita of evil, but she returned in Alpha-8’s form and back to evil! Billy uses his communicator to call for back up and escapes. 

Then, there is an alarm as Putties appear everywhere, Billy has Alpha-9 activate the Bandora Protocol to alert every Power Ranger! At the command center, they are joined by Katherine “Kat” HIllard (Catherine Sutherland) who was helping out her son, J.J.’s karate camp. She was the second Pink Ranger introduced in season three’s “A Ranger Catastrophe” (1995) and had a son with Tommy Oliver. He appeared in the graphic novel, Power Rangers: Soul of the Dragon (2018). Next, Rocky DeStantos (Steve Cardenas) teleports in with his firefighter uniform. Rocky was the second Red Ranger. The two Rangers are the new teens from season 2. Later, we get S.P.A. (Space Patrol Alpha) Agents, Aisha Campbell (Karan Ashley). They have to fly to Earth from the Sirius System. It is there that they are dealing with the Troobian Empire, the villains of Power Rangers S.P.D. Aisha was the second Yellow Ranger. Plus, her teammate, Adam Park (Johnny Yong Bosch). Adam was the second Black Ranger. “The Ninja Encounter” (1994) was the debut of  Adam, Aisha, and Rocky. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Once & Always is a great tribute to the actors who helped build the franchise, a love letter to fans, and a story to bring at all together tied to the original Power Rangers show! 


Five Power Morphers out of Five! 


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Monday, May 1, 2023

Re:tro Review - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves!

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is a crowd pleasing, fantasy adventure set in a popular game world! The film is co-directed and co-written by John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein. The duo co-wrote Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017). This film uses the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s playbook for entertaining heroes and using humor to lighten the geeky moments. So this movie is open to everyone not just gamers. The story is by Chris McKay who has directed Renfield and Michael Gilio who wrote and directed the comedy, Kwik Stop (2001).

Dungeons & Dragons is the first role-playing game created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson. It was published in 1974 and went through five editions before getting to the latest D&D Next. The game inspired bookshelves of adventures (modules), novels, computer games and yes, the infamous film in 2000. At a frozen landscape, we have horses bringing a cage to a building with a tall tower. The prison is named Revel’s End. The prisoner, a Hobgoblin (like an Uruk-hai in Lord of the Rings), Gorg (Spencer Wilding) is taken into custody. He is taken to the cell that has the persuasive, de facto leader, and Bard, Edgin Darvis (Chris Pine) and the practical and savage Barbarian, Holga Kilgore (Michelle Rodriguez). Pine was in Don't Worry Darling. Rodriguez is returning as Letty Ortiz in the upcoming Fast X

Gorg notes that he hasn’t been in a cell with a female and Edgin tries to warn him, “Holga doesn’t like to be disturbed eating her potatoes.” He brutally finds out why Holga should be left to her potato! Outside, the prisoners are cutting ice blocks and Edgin breaks out singing until a guard stops him; a nod to Frozen? The next day, the duo are taken to the Absolution Council to give their appeal to their sentences. This is grand larceny and skulldruggery. On the council is Chancellor Anderton (Nicholas Blane) and Baroness Torbo (SarahAmankwah). 


Also, there is Chancellor Norixius (Bryan Larkin), a Dragonborn, but I thought he was a Triceratops man. Edgin points out that he was expecting Chancellor Jarnathan, but starts with his story. Earlier, he had joined the Harpers Faction and took the Harpers’ Oath, these are a group of heroes going around Faerûn trying to help people. The world is part of the Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting (1987) which was created by Ed Greenwood. It has become popular with novels, comics, and computer games. Edgin met and then married Zia (Georgia Landers). She is representing by a sapphire dragonfly that spooked Edgin and she released it. 



They have a daughter named Kira. He is returning home when Edgin sees Red Wizards of Thay riding away. They are an ancient and evil cult recognized by everyone. Edgin returns to his cottage to find Zia dying killed by a Red Wizard’s blade with no cure. She points to a hidden cabinet and he finds his infant daughter inside! At the funeral pyre of his wife, he abandons his Harpers’ Oath, and we see a blue dragonfly float above the flames. Edgin meets Olga in a tavern, he explains that she was cast out of her tribe for falling in love with an outsider. Her Uthgardt tribe is the Elk Tribe, identified in expanded material, so we would need to see them in a sequel or other material. 


Olga helps raise the now teen Kira played by Chloe Coleman. The actress also starred in this year’s sci fi movie, 65. Olga gave her a piece of jewelry from a robbery and finds out that it is a Pendant of Invisiblity! They soon add awkward Sorcerer, Simon Aumar (Justice Smith), and con man Rogue, Forge Fitzwilliam (Hugh Grant). Smith returned to his character, Franklin Webb, in Jurassic World: Dominion (2022). Grant was Phillip in Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022). Edgin tells the council that they never hurt anyone on their adventures.  At another tavern, common meeting place for adventurers, they meet a wizard named Sofina (Daisy Head). The actress is in the fantasy series, Shadow and Bone


Sofina wants them to break into the Harpers building, Korinn’s Keep, to take the treasure. Forge adds that there is a Tablet of Reawakening that can bring back Zia! This is the MacGuffin that drives Edgin. He has Zia stay safe at home. Edgin uses his Harper pin to enter Korinn’s Keep, and Zofina has found what she was really looking for a magical Red Horn. There was a magical horn in Conan the Destroyer (1984). The bard finds the tablet, but there was an invisible trip wire that brought in the guards! Zofina casts a Chain Lightning spell blasting the guards back. 


We don’t really see the Harpers for the rest of the film. Then, she casts Time Stop sending out a bubble that captures Olga, and this starts to take in Edgin’s legs. There is a similar time sphere in the sci fi movie, Tomorrowland (2015). He throws the tablet to Forge and asks him to care for his daughter. He admits to the council (and himself) that the worst crime was “robbing my daughter of her father.” Jarnathan (Clayton Grover) finally arrives, he is an Aarakocra, basically a large, man crow. Chancellor Anderton is about to make his decision, but Olga and Edgin fight the guards with Jarnathan helplessly part of Edgin’s escape plan! 


The duo make the long journey back to Edgin’s cottage, but find Kira and Forge are gone! In the hidden cabinet, Edgin finds his lute. At another tavern, they discover that Forge is now Lord of Neverwinter and has brought back the High Sun Games! They travel to one of the greatest cities in Faerûn and wait to see Kira. She runs to hug Holga and they find that Forge has taken the riches from Korrin’s Keep to become the ruler of Neverwinter. 


He has also taken Kira as his ward and has convinced her that Edgin left her for the “Tablet of Riches.” This kinda doesn’t make sense since she trusts Holga and she is still adventuring with her father. They also find that Forge has taken Sofina as his advisor, shades of Melisandre from Game of Thrones! “Uncle Forge” shows Kira her father’s wanted poster and this convinces her. The duo is angry and try to get to Forge, but Sofina casts a Transmute Rock spell that sinks their legs into the carpted floor! Forge calls his guards to take them away. A guard has them on their kness, Holga praises a guard’s axe, and stalls as she pulls up a stone to attack the guards! Outside of Castle Never, Edgin says, “We’re going to need a team.”



The duo make the long journey back to Edgin’s cottage, but find Kira and Forge are gone! In the hidden cabinet, Edgin finds his lute. At another tavern, they discover that Forge is now Lord of Neverwinter and has brought back the High Sun Games! They travel to one of the greatest cities in Faerûn and wait to see Kira. She runs to hug Holga and they find that Forge has taken the riches from Korrin’s Keep to become the ruler of Neverwinter. 


He has also taken Kira as his ward and has convinced her that Edgin left her for the “Tablet of Riches.” This kinda doesn’t make sense since she trusts Holga and she is still adventuring with her father. Grant has fun almost stretching the part to over-the-top levels. They also find that Forge has taken Sofina as his advisor, shades of Melisandre from Game of Thrones! “Uncle Forge” shows Kira her father’s wanted poster and this convinces her. The duo is angry and try to get to Forge, but Sofina casts a Transmute Rock spell that sinks their legs into the carpted floor! Forge calls his guards to take them away. A guard has them on their kness, Holga praises a guard’s axe, and stalls as she pulls up a stone to attack the guards! Outside of Castle Never, Edgin says, “We’re going to need a team.”  


They head first to the town of Triboar to find Half-Elf sorcerer, Simon, and find him on stage with a small crowd. He uses the cantrip (minor spell) sending a candle-like flame on his fingertip. Edgin notes to Holga that Simon is brilliant since he has been magically snatching away the crowd’s jewelry! Simon notices his friends and the surprise makes the riches fall! The townspeople are angry at the deception and Simon accidentally uses spells to escape them! Later, Edgin says that they will need someone to sneak into the castle. Simon says he knows a Druid named Doric. 


They travel to Neverwinter Wood and find a group of soldiers. Simon points out the Owlbear is Doric (Sophia Lillis). She tosses around soldiers and transforms back to her Tiefling form. I’m wondering about Doric’s Tiefling background, she has horns and a tail from her demonic heritage, but this doesn’t play into the movie. Doric joins the group to protect her people in the Emerald Enclave. They are later joined, briefly, by the too perfect Paladin, Xenk Yendar (Regé-Jean Page). The adventures are always lively, but the jokes, characters in danger wears thin, and the end gets a bit predictable, but still the characters are endearing! There are a number of gamer Easter eggs and a Monster Manual of beasties! Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves introduces fun characters and a great introduction to the D&D world!   


Four Tablets of Reawakening out of Five! 


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