Sunday, January 22, 2023

Bad Batch, “Faster”, Review!

This episode of Bad Batch goes "Faster" and more Furiouser, losing focus on an arc for the season. the title seems like it came from the George Harrison song with the same name. A ship flies towards the Ord Mantell City, we see in an alleyway next to Cid’s Parlor, a Gotal, the alien with two cones on its furry head, seen in the Cantina. Inside, Wrecker is playing dejarik, the hologram monster game, against Omega. Cid walks up to tell them about a mission, Omega says Hunter and Echo are still on their mission. Tech adds that they are transporting nerf nuggets. AZ floats to the bar as Cid heads to the doorway telling them about the waiting shuttle. A mission with Cid and no Hunter, interesting. The shuttle heads to the dusky planet, Safa Toma, and then to its spaceport. Another new planet for Star Wars, but similar to Tatooine.  Cid takes them to an arena, Sofa Toma Speedway, and they see speeders racing past. Cid tells them it is called Riot Racing.


The pods have blasters and one brings another down. Wrecker is impressed and Cid says the racer is TAY-O backed by her. They go to the hangar pit, and the thin droid with three photoreceptors (Ben Schwartz) greets them. Schwartz developed the voice of BB-8 and this is his first Star Wars character. He also voices Sonic the Hedgehog, but more important is he played Jean-Ralphio! Tech is stunned that Cid’s racer is a droid and TAY-O takes Jean-Ralphio-like offense at the accusation. He identifies TAY-O’s vehicle as a 12-series speeder, a vertical ring pod and a blunt engine in front. TAY-O is impressed at his modifications. Then, a voice says Cid’s full name, Ciddarin Scaleback. This is Millegi (Ernie Hudson),a bulky Dowutin with two tusks on his chin, an alien, Grummgar, seen at Maz Kanata’s castle in Force Awakens (2015). Hudson is of course known for Winston Zeddemore, a part he reprised in Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) and currently, he is in the Quantum Leap series. 


Cid angrily tries to send him away, but the gangster steps in front of Omega. Millegi doesn’t think much of TAY-O with his racer, Jet Vermin (Jonathan Lipow), a Nosaurian, a Muppet-like reptilian alien with a horns at the top of his head, similar to the podracer, Clegg Holdfast from Phantom Menace (1999). Lipow also voices the announcer in this episode and previously voiced many characters in Star Wars: Resistance. He speaks only in Nosaurian so not a little like Sebulba. Millegi offers Cid a bet on the better racer. Cid accepts. I don’t know why the trio accepts the mission besides it will be fun? I’m certain that Hunter wanted them back at Cid’s Parlor. The racers rip through a tunnel with multi-colored screens this makes me think of the awesome racing video games. Jet bumps TAY-O’s racer while the others are watching atop the arena wall. Wrecker munches on a meatstick, a large skewer of meat. A barrier pops up in the tunnel threatening a battle droid racer with red painted head and a protocol droid! 



The audience has to duck as speeder blasters flash over their heads! “Now this is Podracing!” Kinda. So if Riot Racing is like Podracing has it replaced that sport? Why do 12-series speeders have blasters? It is like Death Race 2000 (1975). I don't think the makers of the show put too much thought to this ep. I can see why Cid would go on this mission, but the Bad Batch really don’t have anything to do besides watch the Riot Racing which reminds me of Sugar Rush from Wreck-It Ralph (2012). I guess Cid could make Omega the racer, but that would be too obvious. This is just a showcase of a new version of Podracing to make the other race cool. At his own place, Millegi tells Jet to “get him in the Crunch.” Jet activates a “Steel Claw” and pulls back TAY-O with a grappling hook. TAY-O loses the race and his speeder took a tumble. Wrecker finds the torso and head of TAY-O.


Millegi is there to collect, Wrecker is ready with his blaster against the gangster’s gunmen, but Omega says there should be another race. She wants to win to save Cid. Millegi agrees to a race the next day and takes Cid away. Later, Omega works on the speeder as Tech repairs TAY-O. The droid revives and is surprised to see he is in pieces. He mentions the trouble Cid gets them in. Millegi brings a drink to Cid in her room and brings up “old times.” The next day, Omega has TAY-O get ready for his race, he checks on Tech calculating the racers’ patterns. He advises the droid to move power to the reflector shields in his race. Reflector not deflector shields? TAY-O boasts about his skills and then is crushed by a speeder, of course, because it is a Bad Batch member to race. Millegi appears with Cid and Tech volunteers to race! It looks like Tech can win at a place called Slaughter Race! This season seems to be more broken up with no strong, overall storyline. “Faster” is a fine episode of Bad Batch focusing more on Tech going fast and furious and Omega with some character details on Cid! 


Three Vibro-knives out of Five! 


#BadBatch, #Faster, #Cid, #RheaPerlman, #DeeBradleyBaker, #MichelleAng, #TAYO, #BenSchwartz, #Millegi, #ErnieHudson, #JetVenim, #JonathanLipow

Friday, January 20, 2023

Missing Review!

Missing is the latest Screenlife movie and a thriller/mystery that had my heart pumping through the last act! The previous Screenlife films include the horror movie, Unfriended (2014) and Searching (2018) the family thriller. A film story told through computers, cell phones, security cameras, and news reports is a fascinating cinema style; a new way to engage theater audiences and involve them into the narrative. 


Screenlife is championed by filmmaker, Timur Bekmambetov, who was producer of the previous movies and executive producer for this film. The directors and screenwriters, Nick Johnson and Will Merrick, were editors for Searching. The story is by Aneesh Chaganty, who co-wrote and directed Searching, and his co-writer, Sev Ohanian. It is April 13, 2008, we see in a home movie, a family, father, James (Tim Griffin), and his young daughter, June (Ava Zaria Lee). Griffin also starred in the action comedy, Central Intelligence (2016). 



They are interrupted by mother, Grace (Nia Long), the actress starred in the romantic comedy, Look Both Ways (2022). James’ nose started to bleed and the video is paused. We see a search about brain tumors and mother and daughter move from Texas to Los Angeles. The older June (Storm Reid), now eighteen, is watching an episode of a true crime show, “The Disappearance of Margot Kim”, this is the character from Searching. It was set in San Jose, California. 


Reid played Tyla, the daughter of Bloodsport in The Suicide Squad (2021). June is on her phone texting with her friend, Veena (Megan Suri), who is asking to send money for her brother. Suri was Aneesa in the comedy show, Never Have I Ever. While this is all going on, she gets a FaceTime from her mother who says, “Siri, call June.” Grace Allen is leaving Junebug, her term of endearment, money for emergencies during her trip. June sends the emergency money to Veena so she can buy beer. 


At the doorway, Kevin Lin (Ken Leung) is dragging a luggage stroller for his trip with Grace. Leung was in the horror thriller, Old (2021). June's mother reminds her to pick her up on Monday at LAX. Grace leaves a text about loving June and the reply is a thumbs up emoji. She sees her mother and Kevin leave through her doorbell app. Veena is about to bring in the beer, but Heather (Amy Landecker), her mother’s friend and lawyer, stops by to check on June. Landecker was Mrs. MacKenzie in The Handmaid’s Tale series. 


This moves into the weekend with parties at the beach and pool while June gets texts from the vacation in Colombia. She gets drunk at her house party on the 19th, Father’s Day, and gets sick. Later, she is in bed, watching the family video. She sees a family photo and cuts away her mother from the photo. It is Monday, the 20th, the day June has to meet her mother at the airport. She uses TaskRabbit to pay for housekeeping while she goes to the pick up. June sets up her phone to record herself as she has a cardboard sign she made as a joke reading, “Welcome Back From Prison Mom.”

It is hours later and her mother never shows up at the airport after the flight’s passengers have gotten their luggage. This probably taps into the fear of a teenager, dealing with a protective parent, but then have a lost parent. June is desperate and searches for Cartagena, Colombia. Then, she finds the vacation hotel, Hotel Poma Rosa. June calls up the desk clerk, but her Spanish is not up to the conversation so she hurriedly translates what she wants to say online. 


I think this clever to see as a story point. The clerk says that the two tourists left with their suitcases. June asks about security camera footage, but the clerk notes that it will be recorded over in 48 hours! She contacts Heather who says a missing person report will take a week. Heather directs her to contact FBI agent Elijah Park (Daniel Henney) from the U.S. Embassy. Henney plays Lan Mandragoran in the fantasy series, The Wheel of TimeHe will investigate, but is unable to send anyone to the hotel for the security footage.


June uses GoNinja to hire Javier (Joaquim de Almeida) in Colombia to check on the security footage. De Almeida plays Cardinal Duretti in the action series based on a comic book in Warrior Nun. June with Veena’s help is able to find Kevin’s passwords from his Facebook information. She checks his blocked emails to find a single’s site that he used. Kevin used various names to contact different women, one of them is a woman who uses the name “bunnicakes” (Lauren B. Mosley), and has taken money from them. 


Still, Agent Park says that Kevin was a con man released from jail last year. Javier has found the footage is gone, but talked to a cleaning lady who said that they left on Friday all dressed up. June looks up bunnicakes’ job and finds out that she hasn’t been seen in two weeks! Each clue found through June’s website investigation uncovers the mystery of the people involved with her missing mother. The tension just builds, I crossed no one off my suspect list, until we get some hidden past with Grace! A great performance by Storm Reid of a daughter thrown into a situation that tests her cleverness and who she can trust. Missing is a mystery that draws audiences into June’s story with tension that keeps building until we find the truth. 


Five TaskRabbits out of Five! 


#Missing, #NickJohnson, #WillMerrick, #StormReid, #NiaLong, #KenLeung, #TimGriffin, #JoaquimDeAlmeia, #MeganSuri, #AmyLandecker, #DanielHenney 


Thursday, January 19, 2023

Shin Ultraman Review!

Shin Ultraman has been rebooted into a new universe and is scattered into different stories!  Ultraman was a highly popular Kyodai Hero (Giant Hero) part of the Tokusatsu genre. It began with the television series from Tsuburaya Productions that started in 1966-1967. This expanded to the Ultra Series running up to Ultraman Decker (2022-2023), the 34th show. The US presentation was on January 12th by Fathom Events. It began with clips of the tv shows, then an Ultraman quiz. A video interview with director, Shinji Higuchi, who was also the co-director of Shin Godzilla (2016). The screenwriter, Hideaki Anno, was also the screenwriter and co-director of Shin Godzilla

The other video interview was with the lead actor, Takumi Saitoh, who plays Shinji Kaminaga. Takumi Saitoh played a tank captain in Shin Godzilla (2016) and also a fighter pilot in Space Battleship Yamato (2010). The movie begins with reports of attacks by Kaiju leading to the group, S-Class Species Suppression Protocol (SSSP), to stop them. We see an evacuation and a sudden lightning bolt. In Tago, Japan, the SSSP has a team ready to monitor the situation. This includes Yumi Funaberi (Akari Hayami), biologist and very funny in her efficiency, and Akihisa Taki (Daiki Arioka), a physicist and also otaku with models of Star Trek’s Enterprise and Thunderbirds.  The leader is Kimio Tamura (Hidetoshi Nishijima), their names and information whips by in seconds.


An infrared scanner detects a Kaiju bio-weapon headed to an electrical sub-station. It is invisible, but eventually revealed to be a rhino-like beast with a nose horn and scales like a dinosaur! It is dubbed by the prime minister as Neronga. The Kaiju can send electrical blasts that stops a missile attack from the SSSP. Shinji Kaminaga (Saitoh), is an executive strategy officer who sees a kid running in a village. He says he will go to help the kid and then an UFO is detected coming in at Mach 10. An explosion knocks back Neronga! We see the landing of the silver humanoid and Neronga’s electrical blast hits his chest. 

The giant robot goes into the classic pose, left arm out, right arm crossing at the wrists to send out a blue beam. Taki says it is made of plasma. Neronga is destroyed and the explosion rocks the SSSP station. Then, the robot flies into the sky. Laters, Kaminaga carries the boy safely away. The next day, we follow a woman and only see the back of her hair, until we see analyst, Hiroko Asami (Masami Nagasawa). The actress was in Gintama (2017) based on the manga. There are a number of strange camera angles and shots. She greets Kaminaga whom she thinks of as a “buddy.” He is distant, almost learning humanity like Jeff Bridges in Starman (1984). Asami submits a report identifying the unknown figure as Ultraman. 

A mountain bridge collapses, SSSP gets a Kaiju alert, as it burrows underground, and named Gabora. The SSSP arrive in radiation suits with a nearby nuclear waste facility. The order is given to kill the Kaiju underground and three US stealth bombers drop bunker busters. Nice effects. Gabora appears with a drill head. Kaminaga slips away and runs with a strange device called the Beta Capsule. He transforms into Ultraman, now with red stripes and pants, and battles Gabora. Its drill head splits open and there is a tiny, flat head like a button inside! Ultraman fires his beam at Gabora’s head ending it and then lifts it up to the sky, but turns to look at them. Apparently, all of the Kaiju are destroyed and they are explained as reacting to the tampering of the Earth by humans. 

There is another mystery with the appearance of the strange alien, Zarab, short in a hat and trench coat with glowing, blue eyes. He offers friendship to Ministry officials, but in reality wants all intelligent life on Earth destroyed! Zarab knows about Ultraman and captures Kaminaga. There is yet another alien, Mefilas (Koji Yamamoto) who seems to be an ally to Kaminaga. Asami later appears a la Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958). There is an even greater threat from the Planet of Light, the home world of Ultraman! The film seems to wander from one danger to another at high speed, trying to compress 56 years of Ultraman into one movie. Shin Ultraman is fun in parts with a good cast, but gets progressively weird with the fate of the Earth in the hands of Ultraman! 

Three Beta Capsules out of Five! 


#ShinUltraman, #ShinjiHiguchi, #TakumiSaitoh, MasamiNagasawa, #AkariHayami, #DaikiArioka, #HidetoshiNishijima

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Re:tro Re:view - Assassin’s Apprentice #1!

Assassin’s Apprentice #1 adapts the beginning of Robin Hobb’s fantasy novel with a compelling story of a young hero! The 1995 novel is the first part of The Farseer Trilogy. I was fascinated by the premise and picked up this issue. The painted cover by Anna Steinbauer has a young boy holding his cloak with a castle in the background. It is scripted by Jody Houser who has written Critical Role comic books for Dark Horse. The artist is Ryan Kelly who worked on the horror title, Survivors’ Club, for Vertigo. 

It is a rainy day in a village of the Six Duchies. We are told about the first King named Taker and the tradition of names defining royal persons. Colorist Jordie Bellaire depicts the scene in muted colors as if washed away in the rain. We see a woman reaching after a cloaked man holding a boy’s hand. The six year old boy turns and we see his uncertain face splattered by raindrops. In shadow, she tries to reach her father, and pleads for the boy. Instead, he throws a snowball, “dirty ice” in the book, at his daughter’s face. 


We are told that the names are almost a magic keeping a person to its virtue. This is like the magical tradition of True Names like I’ve read in Ursula K. Leguin’s A Wizard of Earthsea (1968), but more literal! They are met by the doorkeeper, a man in quilted armor, who does not speak at first. An older man, his identity is hid by his hood, explains that he raised the boy for six years and no longer wants him around. 


He throws down the boy and says his father is Prince Chivalry’s bastard child. We see the boy sad at the foot of the guard as the man walks away. Good perspective and expressions by Kelly. They walk into the castle’s halls, lit by the blue, wintry light and the orange glow of torches. The guard checks his uniform and then tries to tidy up the boy before knocking on the door. Inside is the study of a lord, Prince Verity, well lit by candles and a fireplace. He asks the guard, Jason, and he explains that a plowman brought Prince Chivalry’s son. I really like the name of the prince. 


The lord leaves his desk of letters and books to examines the boy. He remarks that the boy looks like Prince Chivalry, I really like that we are told about the prince, but only know him by description at this point. Verity does recall that Chiv was there seven years ago and asks the child’s name. He says it is “Boy” which is fine since he doesn’t get his True Name at this point. He sends Jason to get the boy fed and give him a place to stay. They walk and the boy slumps his head against a wall! He picks up the boy on his shoulder, a look of joy on both of them. 


They go to long table with men eating and drinking. Jason turns the boy over to Burrich who works for Chivalry. There is mention of “Eda’s will” so we have some idea of a deity. Also that Chivalry’s wife is Lady Patience who has not had a child. Burrich ignores the gossip over the mother and then takes the boy out to the raining courtyard and into the stables. He finds a place in some hay for some dogs Burrich says that the mother, Vixen, will protect him. He gives a blanket for the boy. I like that there is a passing off of the boy and how he may be confused about what is happening. 

He walks away with a lantern as the boy holds a puppy. There is a swirl of blue around him. Then, we get two pages brightly lit in vivid colors, a vision of the puppy chasing a rabbit in a forest,  swirls of images. I’m reminded of the wolf scent scenes in Wolfwalkers (2020), but I love this world of bright colors without grayness. We see the dog’s thoughts, “scent. follow.”, and I love the simple, animal thoughts. The puppy disturbs two birds and then leads the dream-image of the boy to a river to catch a fish. Large image of the smiling boy and dog.


Then, an insert panel of the dogs around the boy in the stable. He has made a connection to the puppy who follows him around the castle. This is a short scene in the book, but I like its visualization here, brilliant adaptation by Houser and Hobb. Much of the dialogue is identical from Robin Hobb’s novel. I started reading it after finishing the comic book and recommend both! I wasn’t biased by the images, I actually had my own depictions of the characters and setting. We haven't gotten to Taker's assassin training, but this world is easy to get lost in. Assassin’s Apprentice #1 introduces Taker and his journey has just begun in a fascinating medieval-type world! 


Five Scents out of Five! 


#AssassinsApprentice, #RobinHobb, #TheFarseerTrilogy, #JodyHouser, #RyanKelly, #SixDuchies, #Taker, #PrinceChivalry, #Burrich, #LordVerity, #LadyPatience 

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Bad Batch, “The Solitary Clone”, Review!

“The Solitary Clone” features Crosshair and the return of a familiar clone trooper! We open to reddish tinged planet at a city with a towering mesa of a building with a circular opening, a mining facility, stacks, and a roundish structure on top. An alarm sounds, an Imperial shuttle is about to land, a Stormtrooper informs the governor. The workers scramble inside the facility to hide behind doors. Governor Grotton (Max Mittleman) confidently walks with his Stormtrooper guard. Mittleman voiced Han Solo in LEGO Star Wars: All-Stars (2018) mini-series. They are met by a trio, their faces fully covered, including the governor of the planet, Tawni Ames (Tasia Valenza), Governor of Desix. Valenza voices Jedi Master Shaak Ti in episodes of Clone Wars. She has a distorted voice like Boshh in Return of the Jedi. The Imperial governor is there to take over Desix. She activates a signal on her wrist and they are surrounded by an army of battle droids. Governor Ames says she has a message to the Empire. She has an interesting connection to the past. 


On Coruscant, a strange alarm rouses Crosshair in his bunk, at the mess hall, some clones discuss the Defense Recruitment Bill. It looks like the Emperor is bringing the draft to fill Stormtrooper ranks. Finally, we get back to the main story about the Empire and what happens with Crosshair. He sets his plate down and the clones move to another table. The Clone Cold Shoulder! Still, Crosshair is called to Vice Admiral Rampart’s (Noshir Dalal) office, and he has been cleared for duty after being left behind by the Bad Batch on the Kaminoan platform.  Crosshair is assigned to Desix to free the Imperial governor taken hostage so the Empire will make the planet independent. Rampart has placed a commander above Crosshair in a diplomatic mission that is just a cover.  At the Battle Memorial, a wall with the names of the fallen soldiers, Crosshair is met by his new commander, Commander Cody! Of course also voiced by Dee Bradley Baker. He worked with General Kenobi in the Clone Wars series and was seen in Revenge of the Sith


Commander Cody tells Crosshair that he requested him to be on his squad and talks of the clone questioning Order 66. I like Crosshair’s black armor contrasting with all of the other troopers. The Havoc Marauder moves through hyperspace, Hunter debriefs the squad on the mission, they don’t really have a stake here. The Imperial shuttle is given clearance by a tactical droid (Shelby Young). The voice actress portrayed Princess Leia in the animated series, Star Wars: Forces of Destiny. Grotton struggles to get free, but two battle droid guards are there. Ames sees him and removes her helmet. She says they are expecting the envoys and that Dooku was right about the Republic. A tactical droid spots the Imperial shuttle’s approach. She reports this to Governor Ames who in turn says this threatens Grotton. The tactical droid calls in an air strike team. An Armored Assault Tank, we saw the inactive units last episode, hovers out with battle droids. The shuttle is struck by missiles from the air strike droids that carry RPS-6 rocket launchers that were first seen in the Clone Wars episode, “Ambush” (2008).


Ames checks the wreckage with electrobinoculars and sends battle droids to the site. Battle droids reach the shuttle and just nudge one trooper’s helmet. Of course, they are blasted by Cody and Crosshair, an interesting duo. The surviving squad walks up to them and Crosshair activates his helmet’s rangefinder to see the empty balcony that had the tactical droid. Crosshair has spotted the tank guarding the bridge and has Cody take his squad around while he takes out the droids. The squad moves into position while Crosshair takes some random shots. The droid commander scans Crosshair and has the turret turned in his direction. The tank fire is not accurate and Crosshair’s sniper shots have the droids lock in his position. The turret turns in Crosshair’s sight until he sends a shot down its barrel destroying the tank! Droid troops start to move out and Crosshair takes out the droids on the wall. Cody and his troopers use their rifles grappling hooks to ascend to the upper level. It is intense to have Crosshair and Cody engaging in combat just like the Clone Wars. It looks like the Bad Batch is moved to a cameo in this episode. Maybe they will be in a second part?


Cody congradulates Crosshair on his tank shot and Crosshair thinks the battle droid coordination is from a tactical droid. Commander Cody divides up the squad taking the north for his unit with Crosshair. This is watched by the tactical droid and Ames goes to check on Grotton. The squad reaches the Desix civilans who are not reassured by Cody that they are there to help. Then, they hear droidekas! It is strange that the greatest threat to the Empire is the battle droids which should be recovered above any kind of rebels since they can be turned against them. I hope this is resolved this season. They use Electro Magnetic Pulse grenades, but the number of destroyer droids has the squad taking cover. The tactical droid spots the second squad, but Crosshair has found her in the bell tower. The tactical droid has her own surprise, acrobatic BX-series droid commandos! The situation with the hostage situation has to be resolved. “The Solitary Clone” turns out to be a very dark episode for The Bad Batch! 


Four Vibro-knives out of Five! 


#StarWars, #BadBatch, #TheSolitaryClone, #Crosshair, #CommanderCody, #DeeBradleyBaker, #ViceAdmiralRampart, #NoshirDalal, #GovernorGrotton, #MaxMittleman, #GovernorAmes, #TasiaValenza, #TacticalDroid, #ShelbyYoung  



Monday, January 16, 2023

The Last of Us, “When You’re Lost in the Darkness”, Part I Review!

The Last of Us is a video game adaptation set in a post-apocalyptic world that is more dramatic story and character based! The franchise started as a 2013 video game from Naughty Dog, also known for the Uncharted franchise. The game is adapted by Craig Mazin, who created the Chernobyl mini-series, and Neil Druckmann, the creative director of the game. It is streaming on HBO Max.  I like the involvement of the video game creator especially since the game is already dramatic. 1968, it begins in darkness where we hear a medical personnel, Dr. Schoenheiss, talking about a virus. 

We then see that it is a talk show and the doctor mentions a global pandemic, very topical today. The host turns to Dr. Neuman (John Hannah) who shrugs off the host’s suggestion of bacteria, viruses, and instead says fungus. I recognize Hannah from The Mummy (1999). The doctor says that fungi can “alter minds” like LSD. He brings up a fungi that can infect insects, control them, and then take over their bodies. Dr. Schoenheiss groans and says that fungi can’t survive in humans. Dr. Neuman agrees and then poses that if the world’s temperature increased, another topical issue, global warming, then the fungi like Cordyceps would evolve. This quiets the audience. 

He says there is no way to make a cure. The host asks what happens. Dr. Neuman says, “We lose.” I like the premise, not a single cause, but a number of factors leading to an apocalyptic future. The opening credits has the yellowish fungi trickling up like a reverse stream against a black background, a very Game of Thrones opener. The fungi forms into a shape like the United States. This makes me think of Stephen King’s The Stand. Next the fungi grows through a skull, into two shadowy shapes, until we get the title. The setting moves to 2003, we get the pink bedroom of a child, Sarah (Nico Parker), who goes to knock on the door of her father, Joel (Pedro Pascal). Parker was in the sci fi movie, Reminiscence (2021). 

Pascal, of course, is the lead in the upcoming third season of The Mandalorian. Their relationship is perfect in Pascal's forgetful father and Parker's kind daughter. Uncle Tommy (Gabriel Luna) walks in, they are both construction workers, about to go to a job. Luna was the villainous REV-9 in Terminator: Dark Fate (2019).  Joel promises his daughter they will be back by 9 p.m.  Sarah takes some money from her father’s drawer before leaving the house. The neighbor busy putting biscuit pieces into the mouth of his mother, Connie. They get into the truck and Tommy drives away, we see on the bumper sticker, Operation Desert Storm veteran. The setting is shown, “Austin, TX - September 26th.”  

At school, Sarah notices the twitch of a fellow student’s hand and a cough. She heads to Lone Star Watch & Jewelry by bus. The shopowner examines the watch and charges her twenty dollars to repair it. Some emergency vehicles pass. His wife suddenly enters the store and says they are closed. The shopkeeper has finished the repair and the wife hands Sarah the watch in a box. Sarah goes to the neighbor’s house as Mrs. Adler bakes some cookies, Sarah is checking a bookshelf while the elderly mother starts shaking in her wheelchair! She is about to leave and sees the dog, Mercy, staring at the now calm mother. 


Sarah sees three jets streak overhead. Night, at home, Sarah is reading a book while the news reports about the “violent outbreaks.” Joel returns, at 10 p.m., Sarah gives him the watch,  and also the DVD of a ninja movie, but falls asleep. Joel gets a call from Tommy thrown in jail for knocking out a man attacking a waitress. He takes Sarah to her bed, she is asleep at 11:03, then there is a flicker of light, a dog barks. Sarah is wakened by a helicopter flying close and goes to check on her father. I like the threat in the background and we focus more on characters than the danger itself like Bird Box (2018). 


She turns on the television, the only station is a National Alert warning citizens to stay indoors. Sarah is startled by Mercy and brings him inside. She goes outside to an empty street and sees a helicopter turn. Then Sarah tries to take Mercy home, but the dog runs off. Sarah walks into Mrs. Adler’s house. The door is open, dishes clatter, Sarah slips on some blood! Mr. Adler is bleeding, slumped against the kitchen door, and says, “Help me.” Sarah turns and sees the elderly woman over Mrs. Adler’s body, it is unclear about the scene so it is spooky. She rises up with fungi tendrils in her mouth and then screams! 


Sarah runs out and sees her father pull up with his truck. He takes out a large wrench as Tommy has a hunting rifle. Joel takes out the strange grandmother and has his daughter go to the back seat. The possessed victims are like the zombies in Walking Dead, but the fungi origin makes them more interesting. He shouts to a neighbor to get in her house. We get the windshield perspective of the truck, very first person pov, lit by the headlights! The Adlers shamble out and Tommy runs over one. Tommy drives to the intersection, police cars race to Austin, while they turn to San Marcos. Tommy and Joel try to explain to Sarah what they know about what’s happening. They pass a burning two-story house that sent shivers in me.  



Tommy veers past cars going the wrong way and the line of cars packs the road. Joel tells him to drive across the field. I think the combat part of Joel is kicking in, a sergeant?, with Tommy reacting in this combat situation. They find the army has blocked that direction with a temporary camp and vehicles. Tommy veers right to a small town, Joel hopes they can reach Mexico, but Sarah says it could have spread everywhere. They are surprised by low flying jets! More police cars block the street, Tommy turns, and street is crowded with running people. He drives past them into a chaotic street, this is more intense than the opening of A Quiet Place Part II (2021). 


Then, the street is filled with infected people attacking others and others running in panic. An audience runs from a theater, one woman with a bleeding neck, Joel yells at Tommy to back up even over people! Sarah warns her father as a jet nosedives into the street! A fragment flies from the explosion through the car, then, darkness. Sarah wakes up in the firelight with the truck overturned. Joel hugs her as Sarah is just overwhelmed. Tommy is there, but a police car slams into the truck separating them! Sarah’s ankle is wounded so Joel carries her.  They reach an alley with the Infected feeding on victims! One rises up, Joel turns and kicks in a door running into a 50’s diner with the enraged infected man leaping after them. Joel runs outside with Sarah and there is a gunshot. 


They are under the weapon light of a soldier’s rifle. Joel tells him repeatedly that they are not sick. The soldier lifts up his rifle, automatic fire, Joel and Sarah tumble down a hill. The soldier apologizes and then is shot! It is Tommy with his hunting rifle. Joel has a gunshot in his side. Tommy is shocked. Sarah is gasping as she holds the wound in her torso! Joel tries to put pressure on the wound and then lift her up. Tommy just stands there and says Joel’s name. Joel hugs his daughter. Then, we get “Twenty years later”, a bright forest with a boy in a pink shirt shuffling past a street sign. He makes his way to a clearing with crumbled buildings and a wall like a fortress in front of her. This is “Boston, 2023.” Vines drape a traffic signal and the boy walks towards an officer in tactical gear, then he collapses. There are other guards atop the wall of the Quarantine Zone. 



Doors open for a Biological Contamination Area. It is fuzzy as we see officers bring in the boy on a wheelchair. His wrists are bound, but she holds an officer’s patch. He looks up to see a chart showing areas on the body and the time it takes of the Cordyceps infection. A female officer checks on the boy and sees his leg wound. Another officer makes a scan of the boy, his screen shows red, and then he is injected with a needle. Armed soldiers are monitoring masked men carrying bodies from a truck to throw into a fire. A woman unmasks and goes to another truck. She taps the shoulder of another worker dressed in denim, Joel, and says, “I can’t.” 


Joel takes a bound victim in a pink shirt, the girl, and drops her into the fire. He goes to pick up his pay and takes the sewer maintainence job. Joel walks over to an execution of victims who trespassed the Quarantine Zone to be hanged. Joel sees across the silent crowd, a soldier in a black, tactical uniform. He nods to the side at Joel. This is the North Square. The soldier gives him ration cards and Joel has Hydro pills, that may be from Atlanta. Joel asks about a truck with a missing battery and makes a deal. The soldier tells him that the Fireflies have been using explosives at night. He leaves and Joel walks to a building with some graffiti on its wall, "When you're lost in the darkness look for the light." 


A bearded man, Robert, tries to apologize to Tess (Anna Torv), she has a bashed up right eye. Torv played Dr. Wendy Carr hunting serial killers in the drama Mindhunter. He has taken her car battery and spent the money. Robert is worried about her “guy”, but Tess says she will tell him that she was attacked by others. She just wants to drink off her beating by Robert’s men. He agrees to let the situation pass and then there is an explosion! Tess sees the others are dead and staggers out as the FEDRA authorities announce everyone to leave the area. Tess sees the burning truck. Soldiers are walking towards her when one is shot by a gunman on the roof, a Firefly. Tess raises her arms, but is knocked down and taken into custody. There is a girl in a red sweater in chains. 


This is Ellie played by Bella Ramsey who like Pascal was also in Game of Thrones. She looks at a patch of sunlight in the darkened room. Ellie stands up and kicks a bowl at a woman with a clipboard. She is told to slowly count to ten and defiant about it. The woman asks her name and the girl replies Veronica. She says FEDRA will come for her and the others leave with a Firefly symbol on the door. Joel walks through a line of people to reach a room with a radio operator. He gives the soldier’s foil-wrapped cigarettes to ask about Tommy, but there has been nothing for three weeks.  Joel wants to know the location of the tower which the operator uses to communicate. It is the Cody Tower in Wyoming. Joel, connected to Tess, will do anything to find his brother and gets involved with a surrogate daughter. The Last of Us is a strong drama with actors playing memorable characters!  


Five Fungi out of Five! 


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Sunday, January 15, 2023

Strolling Through the (Theme) Park One Day: Moveland Wax Museum!

The Movieland Wax Museum sign, 90’ tall, was a fixture on Beach Boulevard for the longest time. Now it’s long gone with the closure of the wax museum in 2005 and its demolition in 2016. There is a Movieland Wax Museum of the Stars, one of the many attractions, at Clifton Hill, Niagara Falls, Canada. Movieland Wax Museum formerly in Buena Park opened in 1962 by Allen H. Parkinson. He visited Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in London which itself had opened in 1835! I went to that wax museum in 2009. Parkinson also built the Japanese Village and Deer Park in 1967 after visited Nara Park in Japan. It closed in 1975. The wax museum figures and sets were auctioned off in 2006.  I wonder some of them are at the Niagara Falls wax museum, the Hollywood Wax Museum, or the Hollywood Museum (the latter of which will be in a future review). 

There was a round building that was the museum gift shop before the wax museum itself. To either side is the Starprint Gallery which is like the hand and footprints outside of the TCL Chinese Theatre. Looking at the list of many celebrities, it’s shame I didn’t take pics of all of them. The only one I took was of Ray Charles who visited on 3/6/81. It was Hollywood celebrity in Orange County. One of the first displays was the set and wax figures, Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks, from The Taming of the Shrew (1929). Pickford was the silent screen legend who was at the Grand Opening on May 4, 1962. The wax museum had a description of the figures, “Each star portrayed is life-size with uncanny characteristics & likeness. Facial features, body & bone structure are recreated precisely according to the measurements taken at photo sessions. Skin tone and hair, implanted strand by strand, are exactly color matched.” In many cases with the lighting, some of the figures do look like a scene captured from the movies, others are very plastic.

                                                                                Movieland Wax Museum, before it closed, 2005, photo by the author. 


Movieland also described its presentation of the wax figures, “Original costumes & studio props are obtained whenever possible to ensure authenticity. In order to enhance the enjoyment of visitors, special lighting, sound effects & imiginative animation are used throughout the museum.” Mary Pickford’s Katherine features her dress from the film, beautiful yellow with silver trim, it was great to see it in person when the movie is in black & white. Above the clapboard that was used in films was Wax Facts giving some trivia. There was also the “Flat as a Pancake Hat” from comedy legend, Buster Keaton on a display from the short film, Day Dreams (1922). I recall Keaton in the Twilight Zone episode, “Once Upon a Time” (1961). Also, Charlie Chaplin was featured from The Goldrush (1925). If you have not seen it, don’t miss Chaplin (1992), directed by Richard Attenborough and starred Robert Downey, Jr. in a stunning performance before the MCU.  


There were other figures from the Golden Age of Hollywood. The Marx Brothers from Animal Crackers (1930), Laurel and Hardy, and Abbott and Costello showing the “Who’s on First” routine. My favorite is probably The Little Rascals showing Alfalfa in a dentist’s chair for the comedy short, “The Awful Tooth” (1938). Sophia Loren had a realistic wax figure for Two Women (1961). She gifted her dress from the film to Movieland and won the Academy Award for her performance in the war drama. One of the most memorable scenes was Gene Kelly (Don Lockwood) hanging off of a lamp post with his umbrella while rain splatters next to a wall from Singin’ in the Rain (1952). Plus, there was the Dorothy and friends walking down the Yellow Brick Road from Wizard of Oz (1939). It was only exceeded by the Great Movie Ride at Hollywood Studios. The attraction closed in 2017 replaced by Mickey & Minne’s Runaway Railway in 2020. There was a small recreation of the Enterprise bridge with all of the characters from the classic Star Trek. A note mentions that all of the actors had visited the Movieland set. 


The Wizard of Oz display, Tin Man, Dorothy, Scarecrow, and Cowardly Lion, author’s photo. 


There was also Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet (1956) though no Altaira (Anne Francis). In the Chambers of Horrors, was the figure of the Terminator (Arnold Scharzenegger) bursting through a brick wall on a motorcycle from Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991). Strangely, a bloody Xenomorph from Alien (1979) was standing in a cave. Also in the horror section was Frankenstein’s monster, approved by Boris Karloff, but with strange, bendy arms. There was a fantastic Phantom of the Opera (1925) set lit with eerie, green light and highlighting the figures of The Phantom (Lon Chaney) and Mary Philbin’s Christine. Standing by a gate was Basil Rathbone’s Sherlock Holmes form The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939). A slightly deteriorated Gill Man appeared from a pool of water from Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954). At the end of the walk through the wax museum was the Fortress of Solitude from Superman (1978) with Christopher Reeve’s Superman in an odd expression surrounded by crystals. Movieland Wax Museum was an appreciation of classic movies and television, some recent mvoies, that has been missing for some time. 


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